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- Got Soma?! -

I know what people are thinking about this series but, are afraid to say it so ill just say it…..Its about breasts……….full of milk…..ya  I said it.

Story/plot -

I know what people are thinking about this series but, are afraid to say it so ill just say it…..Its about breasts……….full of milk…..ya  I said it.

-In St. Mikhailov Academy, Oribe Mafuyu meets a silver haired boy called Alexander. He is a Qwaser, a being who can manipulate iron and draws his power from breast milk. A mystery surrounding an Icon transforms the academy into a setting for conflict between the various different Qwaser and an all-out war between the Church itself and the so-called “Adepts”, a sect of individuals wielding powers linked to the elements of chemistry. and there main goal is to harness the power of this sacred substance called Soma which is simply breat milk.

Episode Summary

Episode 1 – Night of Terror

- In this Episode it starts off with the phantom of the opera’s masked villain that kidnaps young school girls to check them for…..breast cancer high quality Soma spouting…

-At the end of his toils,he shall reach the land of the yellow waters. Lord Vladimir shall bestow upon the land one icon so that his values may be extolled And its name….is theotokos of tsarytsin-

The following day, the main stars of this series, Mafuyu Oribe and Tomo Yamanobe praying at Church before school starts. Mafuyu, the adobted daughter of St. Mihailov’s last dean, and the self-proclaimed protector of Tomo,who is the daughter of St. Mihailov’s last dean and best friend and roommate of Mafuyu. Then flashback to loli Mafuyu and Tomo with there dad, hes says…

-Icons are windows to the eternal,We can catch a glimpse of God’s world though them.-

Tomo’s dad left them with a note saying “Don’t worrie about me” and disappeared one day leaving them both behind, having Mafuyu take care of Tomo all by herself. As they head to school trying to be on time after praying they run into Teresa, the Nun that serves at St. Mihailov Church (who has some odd ears or hair for some reason) In Class things start to heat up when on Tomo’s desk has a bucket with some dead flowers in it(I guess they think Tomo is dead for missing a few days of school, playing a prank) then one student named Hana Katsuragi, who seems like your normal school bully, she provokes Mafuyu and starts a fight in class! but nothing really happens tho Mafuyu pins Hana up on the wall and tomo trys to break it up. Miyuri Tsujidou, some rich high and mighty daughter of the dean of St. Mihailov Academy who uses her status to bullies Tomo and Mafuyu.(This dean guy should gets around …eh.) After school Tomo and Mafuyu make there way home, when pow out of no where (I mean it too OUT OF NO WHERE there isn’t anyone else on the road…so uh whatever lol) Tomo falls over and nearly kills someone with her big…..boobs…er juggs or body. err whatever. Under Tomo a silver haired green eyed person is hiding? anyways he gets called a molester and gets beat down by Mafuyu. They end up bring the molseter into there home. (humm okies lol) Confused what gender this persrson is they decide to check what she is by taking its pants off, HE disappears before they notice. So Mafuyu goes to look for him finding the church is burning, runing to the church and enters not even scared by the blue flames or anything, she runs in thinking about saving the picture. The masked phantom shows up and targets Mafuyu, and easily ties her up with some magical disks or something. She plays with Mafuyu for a bit asking her to hand over the real icon thinking the deans daughter might know where it is. Then a mystery person shows up surprising the masked phantom, who notices his face has a scar on it, saying

-Athos’s Prized Stigmatic, the one loved and betrayed by God…Sasha the Martyr!-

Sasha is weak due to runing low on Soma and drops to his knees and is as  good as dead when the super awesome nun-Teresa, Pax romania, of the order of the twelve adepts, comes flying in out of no saving them saying

-In accordance with Athos’s orders, I Shall Eliminate you-(I kinda thought Salormoon there for a second)

She quickly undoes the top of  her dress and gives Sasha some of her Soma, but we know shes is breast feeding Sasha hehe. The masked phontom is in shock and throws everything at them, and misses. (course misses every shot,whata Bad shot!) Mafuyu is shocked but she then figures it out, the painting is of Sasha and the nun Teresa.

-Sasha the Martyr, Aleksander Nikolaevich Her, I permit he who sins….to know of the secret!-

The church Blows up glass, stone and dirt all over the place, everyone ends up outside with Sasha standing on the top of the church, Sasha, who is able to control the element after gaining the power of the blessing of Maria’s Soma, or Teresa ..milk.

-Tremble! Prostrate yourself before me in fear!-

Sasha makes a dramatic speech and then charges in killing the masked phantom easily, after the short battle Sasha turns down Mafaya offer for thanks and blows her off. (how rude..)The next day the church is fixed and Mafuyu’s face is in shocked as other students walk past her laughing at her. she walks into the church and meet the man! err i mean the Preacher-man or something, asking him what Qwasers are and hes says “Only those who know will know”. Back at school, Tomo and Mafuyu wounder what happened to the boy after last night and the class gets a new transfer student,(imagine that) straight from Russia, Alexander Hel, who is only 13 and in highschool. Mafuyu asks him to explain himself and what in the world happened, not talking much saying forget it ever happened, tho Mafuyu can’t jsut forget it, Hana and Miyuru butt in and talk to him, but he makes a few rude remarks and head out causing a……flashy scene….. and walks off, but before leaving he looks over at Tomo, and stares at….. her…. Large ….yas for a few then grabs her breast saying “…..good” (he knows what he wants and hes only 13) Later a group of black hooded people think about there next move  saying Japan holds the Theotokos of Tsarytsin, also a little girl with blond hair laying on a black coffin and some flashy ending stuff, a group of people with weapons it looks like and what looks like Tomo’s Father with an odd shadow (hes Batman I knew it!)

Shut up calamity shall befall….all who approach me.

Next episode isnt too bad, I’ve seen it already just been lazy, buts its kinda of a shocker but not too much, there is a fight which its bad but wait for my next review!

First Impression

-First of all i wasn’t really up for reviewing this one, but I figured sense all the other shows i wanted to do are all taken id try to review a different show that I wouldn’t myself watch or check out. So going to give this a try and see how far it goes, but looks like ill keep up with this one, I would like to see how far and how the story develops  here on out.

Mah, this show may grow on me, atm i am having a hard time finding the unedited version but i may very well just do the edited version cause for my its a bit easier to watch and from the reviews I’ve heard and seen they all agree and say to watch the edited version over the unedited. So far i do like the fighting so far, the story is a little on the odd side but it just the breast milk part i guess that might get could or might get repeative. Art work looks fairly good, i like it, tho some of the characters look strange but its a good strange. um….Anything else i would say maybe the music tho i have seen or heard much of it, i am willing to stick with this one and see how far it goes. If I had to give this one a score from the first episode id way it would get a 2/5 for story, development so far, and fighting, rest wasn’t too bad. Over all…. i can’t say for sure, maybe after a few more episodes i might have one for the whole show.